Odd

Odd

She didn’t get out much.
She never got the chance.
Pairs always got picked first.
Dancing from the drawer
in their cosy co-dependent knot.
Twin squeals of “Us! Us! Us”
“’Cause we are complete!”

Leaving her alone.
They said she was
odd.

it didn’t feel fair:
she was as good as any of them.
Polka dotted and brightly striped.
Cotton rich and super-soft.
Purple, pink, red, all on black.
A little glitter in her yarn.

She was clean and laundered.
She had no holes in heel or toe.
She’d retained her fit and elasticity
without sagging and flop.

But they said she was
odd.

Ignored in the back of the drawer
because she was different
from any other.
Because she had no match.
Because she was unique.

She didn’t get taken out
to stomp brisk autumn walks
or to flash her dots and stripes
(Purple, pink, red, all on black.)
at Saturday shoppers.
She never got to the pub
for a cheeky one after work.

Because she was
odd.

She knew she was ok.
She knew that she could snuggle
in a neatly coiled pair. She also knew
it wouldn’t matter in that pair
that they were different.
They would not match.
They would be unique.
Contrasting.
Complimenting.

They would be odd.
And they would go
everywhere.

The Recurring Hoodie (in light of “cardigan-fever”)

Sooooo…. Prompted by the responses (both online and off) to my recent “semi-erotic cardigan” post, I felt compelled to revisit a poem I posted here back in the early days of this blog… It’s not “erotic” (not even a “semi” – fnar, fnar) but I thought it might like another outing…

Yes, this is an old “reposting”, but new poems will be posted very soon… I’m not slacking, honest! ;)

Hoodies

I like wearing hoodies.
They keep my head warm
and my hair dry
and you get a zip to play with.
… zzzzzzzzip up!
… zzzzzzzzip down!
… zzzzzzzzip up!
You get the idea.

I like wearing hoodies.
You can get pink ones
and fluffy ones
and ones with bunny ears
and kitten paw mittens
to keep you all snuggly.
I would like one with a furry tail,
but don’t think they make that yet.

When we were kids it was
duffles and puffas,
old-school kagools,
anoraks and pacamacs,
velcro, press studs and wellies.

When we were teens it was
trench coats and army surplus,
full length leather and “vintage”
wool great coats reeking of
damp dog and dead people.
(‘cause we were all so cool.)

Now I like wearing hoodies,
but I do have a belted mac
and I have a leather jacket
and I have a long wool coat
which doesn’t smell of dogs or death.
(‘cause that wouldn’t be cool in my 30s.)

I like wearing hoodies.
I like to keep my head warm.
(I’d look a tit wearing earmuffs,
or a balaclava, or a bobble hat.)
I like to have a zip to play with.
… zzzzzzzzip up!
Ok, ok, I won’t start that again.
But I don’t like to riot, thanks.

NB: Non-UK readers may wonder what the “riot” bit is about. This poem was written after the 2011 riots in London and other UK cities – there was much talk in the media at the time of “hoodies” being symbolic of criminal tendencies among young people – which is of course complete rot. So this poem was designed to play on that… ;)

Cardigan – An Erotic Poem (ummm, sort of…)

Cardigan

Cardigan, complicit,
we turn him on. He
won’t admit it. But
we know. A slow

sleeve slides hairs
up on his arm as we
pass. Buttoned up
or shrugged undoing

from a warm shoulder.
Cardigan, deceptive
one – demurely fitted,
loose-knitted allure.

No body quite pulls
the lambswool over
his eyes like we do.
Comfort’s purest

purr to unravel his
best intentions, the
things too blushy to
mention. We let in

his hands to explore
unseen, between you
and all of me waiting
for him underneath.

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