Dentures (The Return)

A re-post of an old one from last year. This poem is on my mind at the moment because I may be reading it at a spoken word event this week…

 

Dentures

The dentures are surprisingly realistic.
He had been sceptical at first.
How could something manufactured
and synthetically glued to his jaws
recreate the natural, pure, organic joy
of that first puncture of a virgin neck?
But…

The bite is pleasingly precise.
Especially after a tiny bit of his own
cunning custom-sharpening.
(They don’t do that on the NHS.)

He finds himself bearing down with
renewed finesse, as in his insatiable youth
a few centuries past. In more recent times
he’d began to fret, fearing his performance
and enjoyment would be marred and curtailed
by failing loose fillings and gum disease’s
inevitable receding creep. Indeed,
it had impeded his pleasure considerably.
He had dreaded losing an incisor
in a used up young lady.

But now, his crafted smile sets him free.
Once again he is the thirstiest seducer
he has ever been. She is flesh: prime,
pristine and ripe for bleeding.
Feisty little barstool-percher:
Daddy’s Princess by day,
prey to lust by night.
And to him. She bucks a faint flutter
of flight against his tightening grip.

Hunger stabbing earlier and finally dark,
he’d stalked closing time’s reckless hour
of the feckless fuckless. Slurrers of hope,
over experience. He saw her. (Albeit fuzzily:
must remember to get that free sight test.)
Her eyes were bloodshot and fever-hazed.
Now, feeling the fire bump in her wrists
and ooze hot from her new-cut vein,
he knows… She saw it in him, with
the certainty of twelve vodkas:

she saw he was not “past it”.
(Thank you! Thank you! I love you!)
Some things are “false”, yes my sweet,
but no need for Viagra here.

He widens his lips over her split skin,
tearing it further, digging in deep.
A “kiss” is too demure for this.
He sucks and groans and drinks:
she is strong – like addiction’s kick.
Blood sluicing with lingering Steradent:
mint-rusty tingle and adhesive aftertaste
to the greedy gorge of his tongue.

Until he is done. Sated.
She is quiet. Still.
Emptied…

Later, he watches them,
stowed safe in their jar,
floating in reddening mist
and chemicals before dawn.
They smile.
He is weary now, tired – like they say
of graves. These days he needs his rest.
And sometimes a mug of Horlicks.

Wooing (V.2.0)

A little background to this one… As a general rule of thumb (for myself – everyone else can set their own rules: that’s none of my business!) I don’t tend to re-edit poems once I’ve posted them on here or submitted them. However, today I’m making a big exception in posting a “tweaked” version of a poem posted sometime last year. The reason is this: tomorrow I’m going to an open mic night on the theme of “love” (Valentines and all that caboodle…). Now, regular readers will know that writing about the joy of lurve is not something I make a habit of – unless it’s love gone wrong or someone getting a bit murder-y post-love. So finding something to read at this event was something of a challenge. I found this one in my “archive” (disorganised filing lack-of system), thought “maybe… Hmmmm” and did a few read throughs in the kitchen to the cat (as is my usual rehearsal technique). But, it didn’t quite work in the original form… Hence, a little nip here, a little tuck there and this is the result. Fingers crossed I don’t offend any menfolk in the audience… ;) I will be wearing pink. ‘Cause I like wearing pink.
Wooing

I don’t need a handsome fairytale
prince to whisk me away from all this.
Glass slippers are not my style.
I can choose my own footwear.
I don’t need a chauffeur-driven
classic car – I often get the bus.
Don’t need a magic carpet’s woosh
or a flying man in snug lycra pants
and a cape all a-flatter as he dives
upon me from the midnight sky.
Can’t be doing with all that fuss.

I don’t need a bold white knight
galloping in on his snorting stallion,
flashing his whacking great sword.
Indeed, it might well be a very big one.
I don’t need saving. And I’ve no truck
with sparkling blood-sucker boys,
too scared to come near for fear
my scent will tempt depraved urges.
(Isn’t that half the point of dating?)

No Neanderthal tough guy
gets to drag me to back his cave
by my hair. I will not be snared
by wizards and potions or drugged
limp in some beardy scientist’s lair.
(Isn’t that date rape? Like, illegal?)
I am no one’s trapped fair maiden
with virtue untainted. I don’t need
brash heroics or to be claimed
or rescued. Did no one ever
think to leave Sleeping Beauty
to snooze? Now that’s all clear,
we can get better acquainted,
if you dare… Come over here.

 

 

And here’s a link back to the previous version…

http://hollyannegetspoetic.wordpress.com/2012/04/14/wooing/

Satisfaction

Satisfaction

He’s at my door again.
Prompt at the appointed hour.
He phones if he’s going to be late.
Or to ask if it’s ok to be a bit early.
But only if that’s convenient to me.
He never comes empty-handed.

He’s not always the same one.
But he’s big on customer care.
Solicitous, winking suggestive.
Today there are no substitutions.
The complete package – all mine.
He asks me where I want it

and puts my chilled items first
down there. He nods approval
to my continental cheeses:
my ripe camembert seduces
a deep sniffing. He smiles,
complicit, at my chosen brie.

He politely ignores my loo rolls
and feminine hygiene products.
Frowns a little at Mr Muscle
and Fairy washes confusion
over his clean-shaven face.
Fingers brush on my Pledge.

He only occasionally gawps
down my top as I bend forward
to free my melons from his crate.
My juicy kumquats nestle soft
in his cupped palms: specially
offered across my threshold.
Less said of plums the better.
Too cute, too young to crush.

Still, it’s all so fleeting. He proffers
his electric doofer for my squiggle,
flourishes his van key. A reckless,
impulsive escape! Bonnie and Clyde,
eloping with infinite reward points.
But, no – his electric “pen” is bust.

So, until next time… “Seeya, darlin’”
he calls. And “take care, my love”
cheerfully flung up the stairwell,
the bang of the communal door.
I smooth the crumple of coupons
he’d thrust, careless, in my palm.
I bet he’s good to his Mum too.
Customer satisfaction is all.

Tea For One

Tea For One

Have a cup of tea dear,
have a cup of tea.
You look quite done in, love,
so have a brew with me.

I sat him down on my sofa.
His head heavy in his hands.
We watched some news
and Countdown.
He couldn’t do the sums.

He was in a bad way, poor boy,
kept whining on about that tart.
Her little hands, big tits
and pouty pig lips.
How it’d still all gone to shit.
He sobbed in fits and starts.

I hated the bitch and was bored
so I lamped him with the remote.
He was only out a few minutes,
just long enough to wrest
his wallet from his coat.

I put the kettle back on to boil
for a nice reviving cuppa.
Three sugars stirred in for shock
and to cover the taste of…
What? Oh nothing, it’s a
very special blend…
Are you feeling sleepy again?

Drink your cup of tea dear,
drink your cup of tea.
It’s made with love and
other drugs
to keep you here with me.

Sup your cup of tea dear,
swallow it all down.
(Good lad, even the bits).
You know she’s not the one, love.
I won’t let her ruin your life.
She buys red label and own brands:
she’d be a rubbish wife.
Not that’s not duct tape, love,
And no, this isn’t a knife.

Dentures (A Poem Of Vampires And Ageing)

Dentures

The dentures are surprisingly realistic.
He had been sceptical at first.
How could something manufactured
and synthetically glued to his jaws
recreate the natural, pure, organic joy
of that first puncture of a virgin neck?
But…

The bite is pleasingly precise.
Especially after a tiny bit of his own
cunning custom-sharpening.
(They don’t do that on the NHS.)

He finds himself bearing down with
renewed finesse, as in his insatiable youth
a few centuries past. In more recent times
he’d began to fret, fearing his performance
and enjoyment would be marred and curtailed
by failing loose fillings and gum disease’s
inevitable receding creep. Indeed,
it had impeded his pleasure considerably.
He had dreaded losing an incisor
in a used up young lady.

But now, his crafted smile sets him free.
Once again he is the thirstiest seducer
he has ever been. She is flesh: prime,
pristine and ripe for bleeding.
Feisty little barstool-percher:
Daddy’s Princess by day,
prey to lust by night.
And to him. She bucks a faint flutter
of flight against his tightening grip.

Hunger stabbing earlier and finally dark,
he’d stalked closing time’s reckless hour
of the feckless fuckless. Slurrers of hope,
over experience. He saw her. (Albeit fuzzily:
must remember to get that free sight test.)
Her eyes were bloodshot and fever-hazed.
Now, feeling the fire bump in her wrists
and ooze hot from her new-cut vein,
he knows… She saw it in him, with
the certainty of twelve vodkas:

she saw he was not “past it”.
(Thank you! Thank you! I love you!)
Some things are “false”, yes my sweet,
but no need for Viagra here.

He widens his lips over her split skin,
tearing it further, digging in deep.
A “kiss” is too demure for this.
He sucks and groans and drinks:
she is strong – an addiction’s kick.
Blood sluicing with lingering Steradent:
mint-rusty tingle and adhesive aftertaste
to the greedy gorge of his tongue.

Until he is done. Sated.
She is quiet. Still.
Emptied…

Later, he watches them,
stowed safe in their jar,
floating in reddening mist
and chemicals before dawn.
They smile.
He is weary now, tired – like they say
of graves. These days he needs his rest.
And sometimes a mug of Horlicks.

This song is nothing to do with vampires or dentures… but seeing as I was thinking a lot about teeth and biting whilst writing this, I think I’ll allow myself the small indulgence of including it here.

Buttons (chocolate)

Buttons (chocolate)

They’re not for doing up:
they don’t go on your coat
or on your cuffs
without trouble.
(‘cause they melt,
make a mucky mess.
Unless they’re Milkybar.)

If you kept them
in a tall glass jam jar
or a big round tin,
you couldn’t leave it
on a sunny windowsill.
They’d all glump together
in a goo of gloop.
Still tasty though.

They are not for saving
for emergency. They are
instant everyday rainy day
cheery-up happy spots.
Available in all good newsagents.
By supermarket tills.
Placation for tantrums.
Bribes for good behaviour.
And children quite like them too.

Yesterday, in response to the prompt at DVerse ( http://dversepoets.com/2012/06/30/poetics-button-button/) I posted a nasty little poem involving lots of bile and… dog sick. Today, I’m still feeling button-y but in a much nicer, childhood nostalgia kinda way…. :) Not doing the Mr Linky thing on DVerse with this one, ’cause we only get one link there per post (rightly so, no monopolising), but still thought I’d share for anyone reading who likes a contrast… And chocolate!

She’s Been Drinking Bleach – an almost sonnet…

She’s Been Drinking Bleach

She’s been drinking bleach again.
Diluted to a gentle burn of swallow.
Thursdays she indulges in a subtle
sup of Mr Muscle. Fridays she takes
the edge off with a swift inhalation of
Pledge. Saturday brings celebrations
fragrant with snifters of Fabreeze to
ease in the weekend. And a zesty
blend of Cif citrus cream. Sunday
summons licks of beeswax, polish
repenting. But it’s still there, all so
unrelenting. She turns to her ruin,
her safety and shame. She’s back
on Domestos – she’ll be back again.

Footloose (Secret Life Of Shoes)

Ok, soooo… in response to Polly’s writing challenge prompt… http://journalread.wordpress.com/2012/06/10/quickie-writing-prompt/ … here’s something possibly a little stylistically different for me (and VERY off the cuff! Or off the sock maybe that should be?). The mission is to write a poem about an alternate reality… Which I tried. But I’m sure this is actually what goes on under my bed every single night… ;)

Maybe some of you lovely people would like to give Polly’s challenge a go too? Go on…

 

Footloose (Secret Life Of Shoes)

They start, sometime after half past midnight.
Just a tiny tap of a chisel-toe mule: the left one.
Inching out from under the bed. The subtle shuffle
of a tossed moccasin, slow-bumping percussion.
Slapping of a sling back. Pinging elastic ankle-strap.
Espadrilles doing doubles and boots beating a stomp.
Laces tie and tangle, tongues loosen, flap and mingle.
Buckles come undone. Soles rub with remembered
chafing, happy sweat of dancing and blisters pinched.

 

The Recurring Hoodie (in light of “cardigan-fever”)

Sooooo…. Prompted by the responses (both online and off) to my recent “semi-erotic cardigan” post, I felt compelled to revisit a poem I posted here back in the early days of this blog… It’s not “erotic” (not even a “semi” – fnar, fnar) but I thought it might like another outing…

Yes, this is an old “reposting”, but new poems will be posted very soon… I’m not slacking, honest! ;)

Hoodies

I like wearing hoodies.
They keep my head warm
and my hair dry
and you get a zip to play with.
… zzzzzzzzip up!
… zzzzzzzzip down!
… zzzzzzzzip up!
You get the idea.

I like wearing hoodies.
You can get pink ones
and fluffy ones
and ones with bunny ears
and kitten paw mittens
to keep you all snuggly.
I would like one with a furry tail,
but don’t think they make that yet.

When we were kids it was
duffles and puffas,
old-school kagools,
anoraks and pacamacs,
velcro, press studs and wellies.

When we were teens it was
trench coats and army surplus,
full length leather and “vintage”
wool great coats reeking of
damp dog and dead people.
(‘cause we were all so cool.)

Now I like wearing hoodies,
but I do have a belted mac
and I have a leather jacket
and I have a long wool coat
which doesn’t smell of dogs or death.
(‘cause that wouldn’t be cool in my 30s.)

I like wearing hoodies.
I like to keep my head warm.
(I’d look a tit wearing earmuffs,
or a balaclava, or a bobble hat.)
I like to have a zip to play with.
… zzzzzzzzip up!
Ok, ok, I won’t start that again.
But I don’t like to riot, thanks.

NB: Non-UK readers may wonder what the “riot” bit is about. This poem was written after the 2011 riots in London and other UK cities – there was much talk in the media at the time of “hoodies” being symbolic of criminal tendencies among young people – which is of course complete rot. So this poem was designed to play on that… ;)

In Praise Of Beards

In Praise Of Beards

Is it so weird to wish
I could grow a beard

for special occasions?
Weddings and maybe
the odd funeral?
And when I want to
hide an annoying spot?
It’s not.

I don’t think it’s
morally bankrupt
or a sign of creeping
corruption
to wish myself
at least for a day
to be fuzzy of face.

So, I’m a girl?
So what?
Let’s not be sexist
about facial adornment.
Let’s not be scornful:
I’d wear it with pride.
I could dye it
rainbow shades,
crimp it and coif it,
sculpt it like hairy clay.

Not a wisp of bumfluff.
(Nor indeed a fluffiness
of my bum, since you ask.
Oh, you didn’t. Never mind.)
But a real proper
grrrrrrrr-iness,
a soft and inviting
furriness,
sprouting organic
from my chinny-chin-chin,
a strength of follicle
from within.

A nice curly huggly
jaw-warmer of furze,
to snigger behind
when people talk shite.

I could nurture it,
soothe it, stroke it
like a tame vole,
to look intellectual.
The very soul of
learned academia.

It might even purr.
But not in a way
that could suggest
infestation.
No livestock
grazing here.
I’d have the most
nuzzle-able
velvet-sighing
muzzle.

Indeed, was I not
the generation weaned
with My Little Ponies
to groom, plait and comb?
I should like to be
my own.

So, is it so weird
to wish I could grow
a beard?
No.

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